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日期: 2019-04-01 浏览次数: 字号: [ ]

 

buzhibujuejian,2020nianguoqulesifenzhiyi。quanguorenminyuxinguanfeiyanyiqingdejiankudouzhengyijingqudelejieduanxingshengli,daduoshudiquzhengzaiyouxuanpaifuchanfugong。dajiahuodouyouyigemingxiandeganjue: chongmanshengjiyuxiwangdechuntian,talaile。

jintian,zaizheipianmingmeichunguangli,“baomiguan”jiulaicengge“yurenjie”deredu,hedajiaqingsongyike,fenxiangjigeguanyu“baomi”dexiaoxiaohua。

xiaohuayi

waiguojiandiejingcheng“yangzhuzhuanjia”

时时彩guoqu,yangshicengyouyige“gengzhanpindao”——cctv-7junshi·nongyepindao,yibofangjunshihenongyexiangguanneirongweizhu。

时时彩jucheng,mouguoqingbaozuzhiweilezhijizhibi,teyizuzhiyipiyanjiuyuan,tongguozhongguodewangluomeiti、guangbodianshilailejiezhongguodejunshidongtai,zheiqizhongyouyiweiyanjiuyuanzhuyaofuzeguanchacctv-7。

juzheiweiyanjiuyuanjiang,zaigangkaishideshihou,tabulijieweishenmezhongguoyaobajunshiyunongyefangzaiyiqibochu,danmeiguoduojiu,taduicctv-7deyangzhujishulanmuchanshenglexingqu。houlai,tagancuicidiaoleyanjiuyuandegongzuo,yixinpuzaiyangzhushiyeshang,chengweidangdimingfuqishideyangzhudahu。

cctv-7yangzhujishulanmu

“baomiguan”dianping

suiranzheizexiaohuabenshendezhenshixingdaikao,danshijingwaiqingbaozuzhitongguogongkaixinwenbaodaoshoujishishicaiguoqingbaoqueshizhenshicunzaide。cengyoushujutongji,meiguoqingbaojigoushoujideqingbaoyou80%laizishijiegedigongkaifaxingdechubanwujidiantai、dianshitaidebaodao。

时时彩“baomiguan”tixing: dangzhengjiguandexinxigongkaihemeitidexinwenbaodao,douyaochulihaogongkaiyubaomideguanxi。yingdangjiehegongzuoshijizhidingxinxibaomishenchazhidu,bingyangeduculuoshi,bimianyinguoshidaozhixiemishijiandefasheng。

 

xiaohuaer

daxingjunshihuodongshenchuguimei?

时时彩“lubianshe”xiaoxi: jinnianlai,mouguoqingbaozuzhiyizhitongguojiandieweixingjianshishishicaiguo。meiguoduojiu,tamenfaxianleyigeqiguaidexianxiang: meinianxiatian,zhongguogedihuiyounpibuduijuji,danyigeyueneiyouxunsuxiaoshi。weicigaiqingbaozuzhitourudaliangrenliwuliyanjiu,yemeigechengguo。youguolejinian,tamendezhi,neishishishicaiguogedixuexiaozuzhidekaixuejunxun。

“baomiguan”dianping

benxiaohuayou“lubianshe”chupin,chunshuduzhuan。buguoxiaohuayejieluleyigezhenxiang: jinnianlai,jingwaiqingbaozuzhiguangfanyunyonggezhongxiandaijishushouduan,duishishicaiguojinxingqingbaoqiemihuodong,qizhongjiubaokuojiandieweixing、weixingqietingqiezhaoqicai、jiamiyaokongjishudeng。

“baomiguan”tixing: bixushikejingti、jingzhongzhangming,yangedujuebaomifaguidingdejinzhixingwei。

 

xiaohuasan

huamulancongjunquebeishishenfen

时时彩huamulanzuijinyouxinshi。lianniandeduiwaizhengzhanshideguoneibingliruijian,kehanyouyicizaiquanguodadianbing,xiaoshundehuamulananzijuedingyaotifucongjun。baomingneitianwanshangtajidongdishuibuzhejue,diertianyizaojiuchumencaigoujunxu。taxianqudongshimaijunma、xishimaianjian,youqunanshimaipeitou、beishimaizhangbian,mangdeshirehuochaotian……

dianying《huamulan》juzhao

jieguo,yidaojunying,jiangjunlimaqingtachuqu,haizhijieshuo: “nishinvbannanzhuangdeba?”

huamulan

jiangjun!ninshizenmefaxiande?!

jiangjun

feihua,nagenanrenhuiweilemaizheidiandongxilianguangsigejishide!

“baomiguan”dianping

zheizexiaohuazhong,huamulanyinweizijidexiaofeixingweidaozhishenfenxinxixielu,zheiyeshishishicaihenduorenwangluogouwushizuidadekunrao。rujin,suizhehulianwangdexunsufazhan,wangluogouwuzaoyichengweidajiaderichangxiguan。youyuwangluogouwuwangwangxuyaotigongjiatingzhuzhi、gerenlianxifangshideng,zheijiucunzaihendadexiemiyinhuan。

“baomiguan”tixing: dajia“maimaimai”detongshiyeyaozuohaogerenxinxidebaohu,biyaoshikeyitongguoxuanzeshishicaizhanziti、shiyonghuamingdengfangshilaifangfanxinxixielu。

 

xiaohuasi

laolijieqiankongyuhen

时时彩laolihexiaozhangshiyiduihaoxiongdi。zheitian,laolizhaodaoxiaozhang,youshixiangqiu。

laonanhai(2)

laoli

xiaozhang,shishicaiqiuniyijianshi,ninengweishishicaibaomima?

xiaozhang

dangrankeyi。

laoli

时时彩zuijinshishicaishoutouyoudianjin,ninengjieshishicaidianqianma?

xiaozhang

时时彩bubidanxin,shishicaijiudangmeitingjian。

……

 

“baomiguan”dianping

时时彩yuqianmiansangexiaohuaxiangbi,zheizexiaohuasihuyu“baomi”meiyoutaidaguanxi。laolijieqianpengdao“bimengeng”,xinqingnanmianwunai,buguoconglingyigejiaoduxiang,xiaozhangdaoshizuodaolebaomi。qishi,shishicaizaishenghuozhongyechangchangyudaoxuyaoweitarenbaomideqingkuang,zheishiduibierendeyizhongzunzhong,yeshiduishishicairengedeyizhongjianshou。youjuhuashuodehao: “dongdebaoshoumimideren,shizhidexinlaide”。

“baomiguan”tixing: baoshoutarendemimi,yebixushihefadexinxi,rusuowei“mimi”shexianweifa,yingdangjijijianduhejubao。

时时彩haola,jintiande“qingsongyike”jiudaozheilila,buzhidajiakanlezheijizexiaohua,shifouyeyouhe“baomiguan”yiyangdeganwuni?huanyingdajiazailiuyanquheshishicaifenxianggengduodebaomiqutanyo,rangshishicaiyiqizaichunnuanhuakaidemeihaoshiguangzhongzengzhangbaomizhishiba!

 

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